From Scratch 'Stache Contest

Rules:
  1. You must be clean shaven on Sunday February 1st.  This must be somehow
    verified.  Take a picture, have a signed affidavit, etc...  
  2. You must continue to shave your everything but your upper lip for the next 30
    days.  
  3. Mustaches shall be worn on the upper lip only and extensions southward are
    prohibited.  The Hulk Hogan, dirty biker, etc. will be entered into the creative
    contest.  
  4. Embody your inner Tom Selleck and wear it with pride!
From Scratch 'stache